February 2012
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wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
Feb 22nd
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“Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and...”
– John Green (via larmoyante)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Mum: *calls my name*
Me: closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest
Mum: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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me at school: I'll work on this at home
me at home: I'll work on this at school
Feb 22nd
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“Sometimes they were together so often that it felt as though they really were a...”
– Stieg Larsson (via ademptio)
Feb 22nd
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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“The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are...”
– M. Scott Peck (via gorjira)
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
Feb 18th
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“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk...”
– Amelia Pond (via nuaira)
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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mcakeface: I have this phenomenally horrible habit of staying up way too late and then complaining about how tired I am the next day and then proceeding to not go to bed early the next night.
Feb 18th
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WatchWatch
gloomy-teen: a really awkward moment on wheel of fortune
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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@Ricky
LOL Stop being so jelly. I was unaware that you liked them. Damn, they were so good live~
Feb 18th
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me: I'm gonna study when I get home
me: I'll just study before I go to bed
me: I'll just study in the morning
me: I'll just study on the way to school
me: I'll just study in this class
me: I'll just study in the hall
me: I'll just study before the test
me: I'll just study during the test
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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“I will remember your small room, the feel of you, the light in the window, your...”
– Charles Bukowski  (via obdormio)
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Colorado This is great; nothing feels complicated, awkward, or forced. Everything is wonderful and all I want to do is keep these conversations going. I want to keep talking to you; I like telling you about my day and hearing about yours, I like talking about things that verge on being random and nerdy, I found it quite funny when you told me that you checked your water after I told you about the...
Feb 16th
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-spencerreid: tell me more, tell me more like does he have a blog
Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdón
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Feb 16th
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Listen ASTON CLASSICAL - Someone Like You...
Feb 16th
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Practice isn’t the same without you.
Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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LET'S GO!
60 Minutes recorded Red Carpet recorded Grammy’s recorded I’m hoping for a medley  But just hearing her sing is enough. Adele better win all the awards.  SHE DESERVES ALL THE AWARDS! Meanwhile I’ll be at The Wiltern YOUNG THE GIANT!!
Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 9th
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unfreshing: There’s literally no way to tell how many chameleons are in your house
Feb 9th
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“Don’t wish me happiness. I don’t expect to be happy all the time… It’s gotten...”
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh (via saddest-summer)
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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cindry: when i was little i used to legitimately cry over a goofy movie because max was so mean to his dad like the part where he throws th possum hat out and its raining wow i cant even talk about this right now
Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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Me: *turns on radio*
Taylor Swift: feels feels feels revenge slut-shaming more feels you broke my heart and now I'm making a catchy country tune about it yeah yeah yeah acoustic guitar
Bruno Mars: suicidal thoughts and plaid and war zones and gratuitous morphine use pain angst hurt for some reason all my songs involve me unnecessarily dying for you
Rihanna: no one cares what I'm singing about but you can assume it's a shitty metaphor for sex while I gyrate in little to no clothing on fake animals but at least it's stupidly catchy
Every single rap artist: bitches hoes in da club lots of money she wants the dick all these songs are about clubbing and sex and does anyone honestly live this lifestyle outside of music videos
Nick Minaj: hkjhkjhcw fweljfhwjhddljhd hfojencojen nieukjdh lots of fast talking in a weird accent ha ha ha pop culture reference I'm a feminist with lots of wigs and in case you haven't noticed BIG BOOBS I don't even know what I'm rapping about lol
Me: *turns off radio*
forgot katy perry
Feb 7th
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FTBS
I hate the fact that I have to end my day with these classes. I guess it’s great not to have so much work, but it pisses me off that the teacher is lazy as fuck and doesn’t do things properly. I’m constantly bored and irritated, those two hours feel like an eternity; it also doesn’t help that she picks favorites and isolates the rest. My fucking mood drops as soon as I...
Feb 7th
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